There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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