Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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