No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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