He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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