sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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