Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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