so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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