Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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