Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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