her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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