Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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