You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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