Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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