Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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