And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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