My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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