: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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