some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Barsexuality is the new black.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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