he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize