I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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