so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She's the barista slut.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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