I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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