I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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