If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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