Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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