i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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