Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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