What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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