You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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