i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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