he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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