the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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