yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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