Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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