Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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