Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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