I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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