you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
how drunk are you?
Several
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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