You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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