I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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