it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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