we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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