Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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