I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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