**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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