okay pat passed out under dana's car
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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