your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
you never un-have a 4some
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Randomize
