I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
