You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I think my moral compass just broke
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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