so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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