Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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