me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
bring money and cleavage
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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