why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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