kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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