brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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