he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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